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发表于 2012-11-21 22:03:01
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-oh hey pikachu,i choose you!GO!
-PIKACHU!
-pikachu!use...thunder bolt!
-PIKAPI...PIKA!
-OW!
-venusaur,oh no!counter attack whatever you feel like man!
-...wait.hold on.what?v...i mean venusaur...with a question mark.
-yeah...i don't know...whatever.
-dude,come on man.F...uck!i mean...VENUSAUR!i don't know what my f(uc)king attacks are,dude.you're the one that keeps track of that shit.i just f(uc)king...take the hits for you.
-pikachu!use thunder...smash!
-PIKACHU!
-OW,哔.OW!GOD!man..this is...i mean VENUSAUR!
-look,i don't care what you f(uc)king do.i don't even know...whether...
-just say f(uc)king solar beam!i mean venusaur!
-whatever.do solar beam.
-yeah!okay!thx!VENUSAUR!(venusaur needs a turn to absorb sunlight.)
....Gaaaaaa...
-pikachu!while he's charging his...thunder smash,use your bolts...of lightening.
-PIKACHU!
-哔!oh...okay.am i gonna do the thun...well,i don't need your permission for this one.i mean...GUH...venusaur.
-BAM!
-what...ow!god!my f(uc)king knee!that's my knee!dammit!sssssshit!
AWWWWW...man.
why didn't you evolve me you asshole!
-because i love you.pikachu,i don't want...
-you want me to lose!is that what you want?!
CHRIST!
blaaaaarrgg...
you..all you feed me is puffins.i need nourishment!Tauros meat or something!
-we don't...we don't kill pokemon.
-WE DO!we do it for you,you f(uc)king assholes!GOD dammit!
-look,i'm totally...i'm really sorry about that...
-哔 YOU MAN!YOU SUCK!you stupid evolved prick!what did you even do?!
...is just a F... plant!shut up man!it's all your f(uc)king fault.
-hey,i didn't even...
-you were the one who was all"oh,i'm gonna do an attack!"and you could just walked away...but you didn't.you prick!
so f(uc)k you,you dumbass.
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my knee...
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