【欢乐向】柴刀教你如何调教谷歌娘

柴刀龙骑士

首先说明，这帖是原创……
在ACFUN看到个视频（http://220.170.79.105/html/ent/20100126/72503.html）后有感而发，于是专门策划一帖如何调教谷歌娘.(部分来源于ACFUN回帖)

首先打开谷歌翻译：http://translate.google.cn/
然后源语言和目标语言分别选择中文和英文（就是默认的选项）
接着你可以输入特定的字母（见下），点击下面的喇叭图标，就能听到谷歌娘的声音了……

词汇：
bu neng da jia,jin ko la hao chu dou you sha,shui shuo dui le jiu gay ta
不能打架,金坷垃好处都有啥,谁说对了就给他
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|bu%20neng%20da%20jia%2Cjin%20ko%20la%20hao%20chu%20dou%20you%20sha%2Cshui%20shuo%20dui%20le%20jiu%20gay%20ta

fei li ao cen le jin ko la,yi dai neng ding liang die sa
肥料掺了金坷垃,一袋能顶两袋撒
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|fei%20li%20ao%20cen%20le%20jin%20ko%20la%2Cyi%20dai%20neng%20ding%20liang%20die%20sa

may yo jin ko la, za mer zoon zhan jia!!
没有金坷垃,怎么种庄稼!
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|may%20yo%20jin%20ko%20la%2C%20za%20mer%20zoon%20zhan%20jia!!

yion lo jin ko la, boo leu shi, boo zheng far, ling lang fei
用了金坷垃,不流失,不蒸发,零浪费.
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|yion%20lo%20jin%20ko%20la%2C%20boo%20leu%20shi%2C%20boo%20zheng%20far%2C%20ling%20lang%20fei

fei zhuu nong ye bu fa da,be she ya inong jin ko la
非洲农业不发达,必须要用金坷垃
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|fei%20zhuu%20nong%20ye%20bu%20fa%20da%2Cbe%20she%20ya%20inong%20jin%20ko%20la

America .sheng di ya go
美国shengdiyage
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|America%20.sheng%20di%20ya%20go

are mane ni kan ,shang di ya go
阿妹你看,上帝压狗
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|are%20mane%20ni%20kan%20%2Cshang%20di%20ya%20go

yi die jeaM ker la ，ji my jio jio ba
一袋金坷垃，只卖⑨⑨⑧
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|yi%20die%20jeaM%20ker%20la%20%EF%BC%8Cji%20my%20jio%20jio%20ba

AE I PC,bu hui zoon bin du de dia nao,  ji my jio jio ba
AIPC,不会中病毒的电脑,只卖⑨⑨⑧
http://translate.google.cn/#zh-CN|en|AE%20I%20PC%2Cbu%20hui%20zoon%20bin%20du%20de%20dia%20nao%2C%20%20ji%20my%20jio%20jio%20ba

two to one chyu jao one（最后打成pei的自重）
荼荼丸求交往
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|two%20to%20one%20chyu%20jao%20one

abou hao nanren
阿部好男人
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|abou%20hao%20nanren

ya laa naa yi ka
亚拉那一卡
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ya%20laa%20naa%20yi%20ka

lan,lan,luu
蓝 蓝 路!
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|lan%2Clan%2Cluu

non bao ni de ju
弄爆你的菊
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|non%20bao%20ni%20de%20ju


kan lan mao,shi lan mao,wo yo thi shi wo zi hao
看蓝猫,学蓝猫,我有知识我自豪
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|kan%20lan%20mao%2Cshi%20lan%20mao%2Cwo%20yo%20thi%20shi%20wo%20zi%20hao

chun gol chun ye men,taeshuer zhen ahanze.rinmin hao sheuundea.foojeen hao erze.
春哥纯爷们,铁血真汉子,人民好兄弟,父亲好儿子
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|choohn%20ker%20choohn%20yeermern.taeshuer%20zhen%20ahanze.rinmin%20hao%20sheuundea.foojeen%20hao%20erze.%0D%0A

shin chun gol ,de  yourn sen
信春哥,得永生
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|shin%20chun%20gol%20%2Cde%20%20yourn%20sen

go wei xiao ji you men da jia hao
各位小基友们大家好(掩面)
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|go%20wei%20xiao%20ji%20you%20men%20da%20jia%20hao

ahyii shtae lu
阿姨洗铁路
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ahyii%20shtae%20lu

chao li ma
草泥马（神兽发音就是标准）
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|chao%20li%20ma

woh tcao knee ma laeh gauh bee
卧槽泥马勒戈壁
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|woh%20tcao%20knee%20ma%20laeh%20gauh%20bee

chao ni ma sheng hole zay mar le gay bee shang
草泥马生活在马勒戈壁上
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|chao%20ni%20ma%20sheng%20hole%20zay%20mar%20le%20gay%20bee%20shang

new be
牛13（听的时候华丽得喷了）
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|new%20be

ao pu zu，ni shi yi goe how ren， jan ding wan be
UP主,你是一个好人,鉴定完毕
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ao%20pu%20zu%EF%BC%8Cni%20shi%20yi%20goe%20how%20ren%EF%BC%8C%20jan%20ding%20wan%20be

jae bing bu how shaw ma
这并不好笑嘛
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|jae%20bing%20bu%20how%20shaw%20ma

jae she fame in  ni dong ma
这是肥音你懂吗
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|jae%20she%20fame%20in%20%20ni%20dong%20ma

zi su fa yi ni do ma.
su fa yi ni do ma.
fa yi ni do ma.
yi ni do ma.
ni do ma.
do ma.
ma
这是肥音你懂吗
是肥音你懂吗
肥音你懂吗
音你懂吗
你懂吗
懂吗
吗
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|zi%20su%20fa%20yi%20ni%20do%20ma.%0D%0Asu%20fa%20yi%20ni%20do%20ma.%0D%0Afa%20yi%20ni%20do%20ma.%0D%0Ayi%20ni%20do%20ma.%0D%0Ani%20do%20ma.%0D%0Ado%20ma.%0D%0Ama

two leave, jing gan tone pin dao chan fang zan
秃驴,竟敢同贫道抢方丈
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|two%20leave%2C%20jing%20gan%20tone%20pin%20dao%20chan%20fang%20zan


(以下为傲娇谷歌娘)
wu lu sai!wu lu sai!wu lu sai!
乌鲁赛!乌鲁赛!乌鲁赛!(其实一点也不萌= =
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wu%20lu%20sai!wu%20lu%20sai!wu%20lu%20sai!

ao jiao shan mel de,zui taoyan le
傲娇什么的,最讨厌了(这个最有喜感
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ao%20jiao%20shan%20mel%20de%2Czui%20taoyan%20le

ao jiao shan mel de,zoi,zoi,zoi,zoi tao yan le
傲娇什么的...最...最...最...最讨厌了> <
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ao%20jiao%20shan%20mel%20de%2Czoi%2Czoi%2Czoi%2Czoi%20tao%20yan%20le

bu  yao  ci  full  nou jia，ni men  zui tao yan le
不要欺负奴家,你们最讨厌了
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|bu%20%20yao%20%20ci%20%20full%20%20nou%20jia%EF%BC%8Cni%20men%20%20zui%20tao%20yan%20le

shan mel aa,za mei you xiang nii ner
什么啊,才没有想你呢
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|shan%20mel%20aa%2Cza%20mei%20you%20xiang%20nii%20ner

wo ren wei H shi bu hao de
我认为H是不好的
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wo%20ren%20wei%20H%20shi%20bu%20hao%20de

Google nian hen mone de,ni men bu yao hey ta
谷歌娘很萌的,你们不要黑她
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|Google%20nian%20hen%20mone%20de%2Cni%20men%20bu%20yao%20hey%20ta

以上,




[ 本帖最后由 19126114 于 2012-5-27 16:55 编辑 ]

七彩凤凰

拿下沙发- - 及其欢乐

无敌小火猴

好吧，做个板凳XD。来看看....

梦巫妖

呀拉那一卡~=-=

咱也去TJ一下~

满月魔导士

= =

坐观调教……此贴大爱……

P.S.楼下的独占欲不要这么的强啊啊啊啊！真的太吓人了！独占欲真可怕啊啊啊啊！

[ 本帖最后由 满月魔导士 于 2010-1-27 20:35 编辑 ]

poohades

这贴倒数第二个- -
悲剧啊

阿纲

貌似很有趣呀。
谢LZ。。

xhzx6340

笑喷中……
好吧，那神兽的发音相当那啥~
还有牛I3，相当牛I3
顶一个，支持

xy272110443

谷歌原来也如此强大 拜服 不支持下对不起观众

poohades

咱猜的出来不需要
SS你加SM啊T T

小雨

此贴甚欢= =

kkssaamm

‘谷歌念母鸡激素德，倪男布尧嘿达’

-_,-不解释

爷们就是神丶

额...............那么多啊   慢慢看......

闪光丶PIKACHU

真是好东西..
有爱

水系的女神

额...............世界真奇妙